Charge It or Raise Your Taxes?

When Hillary was in college she worked strictly for commission at an electronics store.

One customer wanted to buy the batteries he was holding, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.

"I've got an idea," his wife said and pulled a tape measure out of her purse. She stepped over to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.

Faster than you can say high definition, Hillary came running over. "May I help you?" she asked breathlessly.

"Yes," said the customer. "I'd like to buy these batteries."

(Ed. Note: Gotcha. Presidential? Chuckle, chuckle)

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