My sister worked at the
ticket booth for a wildlife drive-through park.
One day Hillary drove up to the booth in a
convertible. "I'm sorry, ma'am," my
sister said, "but the bears could destroy
the canvas top of your car putting you in great
danger. Wouldn't you rather take the bus
tour?"
"A bus tour?"
Hillary said pompously. "How about if I just
put the top down?"