Obama goes to a tent
revival and listens to the preacher. After a
while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to
come forward and be prayed over. Obama slowly
rises from his chair and gets in line. When
it's his turn the preacher says, "Obama,
what you want me to pray about?"
Obama says,
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my
hearing." So the preacher puts his right
finger in Obama's huge right ear and his left
hand on top of his head and prays a while.
Then the preacher puts his left finger in
Obama's huge left ear and his right hand on
top of his head and prays some more.
After a few minutes, the
preacher removes his hands and says,
"Obama, how's your hearing now?"
Obama says, "I
don't know preacher, it ain't til next
Wednesday."