Fries With That?

Barack H. Obama was walking through the jungle and came upon The Cannibal Cafe.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

• Broiled Fisherman (Fridays only): $10.00
• Fried Explorer: $15.00
• Grilled Republican: $20.00
• Baked Democrat: $100.00

Barack H. Obama called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Democrat?"

The waiter replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."

(Ed. Note: And that's the truth)

CSW 08-06