Bill
Clinton dies and goes to the pearly gates, where
St. Peter asks him who he is and what he's done.
Bill replies, "I am Bill Clinton, and I was
president of the United States!" St. Peter
says, "Ok, I will take you to meet the
Lord." So they go to meet the Lord, who says
"Who are you and what have you done?"
Clinton replies, "I am Bill Clinton and I
was president of the U.S.A.!" The Lord then
says, "Come Bill, sit on my right
side." Clinton then sits down to the right
of the Lord, extremely happy.
Hillary
then dies and goes to the pearly gates, where St.
Peter asks her who she is and what she has done.
Hillary replies "I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton,
wife of the president of the US and a
presidential wannabe." St. Peter then takes
her to meet the Lord, who asks her the same
questions then offers her the seat on his left
side.
After a
while, Obama dies and gets to the gates. St.
Peter asks who he is and what he's done, to which
he replies, I'm Barack Hussein Obama and I ran
for president of the United States." Peter
then takes him in to meet the Lord who repeats
the questions, "Who are you and what have
you done?" Obama replies, "I am Barack
Hussein Obama, and what are you doing in my
seat!"