Excuse Me, God!

Bill Clinton dies and goes to the pearly gates, where St. Peter asks him who he is and what he's done. Bill replies, "I am Bill Clinton, and I was president of the United States!" St. Peter says, "Ok, I will take you to meet the Lord." So they go to meet the Lord, who says "Who are you and what have you done?" Clinton replies, "I am Bill Clinton and I was president of the U.S.A.!" The Lord then says, "Come Bill, sit on my right side." Clinton then sits down to the right of the Lord, extremely happy.

Hillary then dies and goes to the pearly gates, where St. Peter asks her who she is and what she has done. Hillary replies "I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton, wife of the president of the US and a presidential wannabe." St. Peter then takes her to meet the Lord, who asks her the same questions then offers her the seat on his left side.

After a while, Obama dies and gets to the gates. St. Peter asks who he is and what he's done, to which he replies, I'm Barack Hussein Obama and I ran for president of the United States." Peter then takes him in to meet the Lord who repeats the questions, "Who are you and what have you done?" Obama replies, "I am Barack Hussein Obama, and what are you doing in my seat!"

(Ed. Note: Presidential? Not with that attitude.)

CSW 08-07