Any
similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental
Transportation Means
Somethin'
Three
democrats go to heaven (stop laughing, that's not
the punch line, just convenience for this joke).
The
first goes up to St. Peter who says, "Barack
Obama, I have only one question before you go
into heaven: Were you faithful to your
wife?"
Obama
answers; "Yes, I never even looked at
another women, even Hillary. I may have peeked
but never looked."
St.
Peter says-"See that Rolls-Royce over there?
That's your car to drive while you're in
heaven."
The
second, Joe Biden, gets the same question, and
answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to
my wife and she forgave me and we worked it
out."
St.
Peter says " See that new Buick over there,
that's your car to use in heaven."
The
third guy, Harry Reid, answers the same question:
"I have to admit, I chased every woman I
could, and spent the night with a lot of
them."
St.
Peter says, "Hmmmm, that's pretty bad, but
mild for a democrat, and you were basically a
good guy, so that old VW Bug over there is yours
to use while you're in heaven."
The
three guys go off on their separate ways.
A few
weeks later Biden and Reid are tooling around in
the Buick when they see Obama's Rolls Royce
parked outside of a BAR. They stop and go into
the bar and find Obama with empty bottles all
around him, face down with his face in his hands.
They come up to him and Biden says; "Barack,
what could possibly be so bad? You're in heaven,
you drive a Rolls Royce, and everything is
great!"
Obama
says: "I saw my wife today. She was on her
way south riding a rusty, broken-down
bicycle!"