Kelly's Comedy Corner

Any similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental

Transportation Means Somethin'

Three democrats go to heaven (stop laughing, that's not the punch line, just convenience for this joke).

The first goes up to St. Peter who says, "Barack Obama, I have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your wife?"

Obama answers; "Yes, I never even looked at another women, even Hillary. I may have peeked but never looked."

St. Peter says-"See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven."

The second, Joe Biden, gets the same question, and answers: "Once I strayed, but I confessed to my wife and she forgave me and we worked it out."

St. Peter says " See that new Buick over there, that's your car to use in heaven."

The third guy, Harry Reid, answers the same question: "I have to admit, I chased every woman I could, and spent the night with a lot of them."

St. Peter says, "Hmmmm, that's pretty bad, but mild for a democrat, and you were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug over there is yours to use while you're in heaven."

The three guys go off on their separate ways.

A few weeks later Biden and Reid are tooling around in the Buick when they see Obama's Rolls Royce parked outside of a BAR. They stop and go into the bar and find Obama with empty bottles all around him, face down with his face in his hands. They come up to him and Biden says; "Barack, what could possibly be so bad? You're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce, and everything is great!"

Obama says: "I saw my wife today. She was on her way south riding a rusty, broken-down bicycle!"

(Ed. Note: Hmmmm. First Family? We think not!)

CSW 08-15