Any similarities to
persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental
The Dangers of Too
Little Grey Matter
Obama and Hillary met
after work for a drink. They were watching
the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown
threatening to jump from the Dumbarton Bridge
in DC.
Obama bet Hillary $50
that he wouldn't jump, and Hillary replied,
"I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he
jumped, so Obama gave Hillary $50. Hillary
said, "I can't take this, you're my
friend."
Obama said, "No. A
bet's a bet. You won the money."
So Hillary says,
"Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on
the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your
money."
Obama replied,
"Well, so did I, but I never thought
he'd jump again!"