Any similarities to
persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental
Could
Be Our Future
Queen
Elizabeth and Barack Obama were riding in a coach
to Buckingham Palace. They were discussing the
fun of increasing taxes when the left wheel horse
lifted his tail and let loose a gigantic cloud of
gas.
After
several moments of embarrassed silence Obama
said, "Well, your Queenship, as you can see,
even the president can't control
everything."
The
Queen replied, "I appreciate your admission,
Mister Obama. However, until you mentioned it, I
thought the horse had done it."