Kelly's Comedy Corner

Any similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental

Mayday, Mayday

A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Barack H. Obama said, "I am the most ambitious man in the world. I am also an Illinois Senator, the smartest man in the world and, the number one reason, I am the future President of the United States." He grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's ok, mister, there's still a parachute left for you. America's wannabe president just jumped with my school backpack."

(Ed. Note: Presidential? Not!!)

CSW 08-16