Kelly's Comedy Corner

Any similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate... is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in Louisville, Ohio, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, little Donnie, with a proud Louisville drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, stupid, stop clapping!"

(Ed. Note: Presidential? We think not!)

CSW 08-20