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Kelly's Comedy Corner

Any similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental

Dependent On Things

In bed one night Obama snuggled up to his wife. He was reciting the most romantic of words, poetic in nature.

Michelle listened intently, breathing a little faster as the brilliant foreplay oratory continued.

All of a sudden Obama stopped and started to pout.

Michelle inquires, "What is it my tax hiking sexy man? Your meaningless words are so beautiful and titillating."

"I'm sorry, my angry, unproud partner," cried Obama. "I can't continue. I've lost my......... my........teleprompter."

(Ed. Note: Presidential? You've got to be kidding!)

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