Any similarities to
persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental
Obama's
Tax Plans
Obama
plans on simplifying the income-tax form
into three parts:
Part 1. How much did you make last year?
Part 2. How much do you have left?
Part 3. Please send us that amount.
I
don't know if we'll ever find a cure for
poverty, but if Barack Obama becomes
president, we'll sure have a cure for
wealth!
Obama's
tax policy: I've got what it takes to
take what you've got.
President
Herbert Hoover was the first President to
give his salary back to the government.
Now Obama would like everyone to follow
suit.