The Candidate Banter of 2007

The Jet, The Vacuum, The Uppins, The Stamps,

The Achey Heart, The Mirror, The Phone, The Weather,

The Library, The Iron, The Cowboy, The Firing Squad,

The Tie, The Shredder, The Promise, The Questions,

The Answer, The Job, The Sleep, The Weasel, The Court,

The D.A. The Terminator, The Dancer, The Blame,

The Late Show, The Genie, The Scotch, The Truck,

The Cream, The Stroke, The Sun, The Note, The Waitress,

The Barnyard, The Date, The Cop, The Love Dress,

The Lotto, The Beer Can, The Check, The Song, The Record,

The Highway, The Honeymoon, The Shirt, The Breakfast,

The Chickens, The Nativity, The Question, The Policy,

The Lantern, The Bridge, The Fish, The Alphabet,

The Crash, The Job, The Dwarf, The Gas, The Coffee,

The Trucker, The Nail, The Tryst, The Engine, The Picture

 

 

The Hillary Jokes of 2006